"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
12/16/2013 at 12:26 • Filed to: Old Folks
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"Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif" (lumpy44)
12/16/2013 at 12:26 • Filed to: Old Folks | 10
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The front of this calender has a 2014 Corvette on it so he grabbed it up without seeing the rest of what is inside. He worked at a Chevrolet dealership for a long time and likes to put the car calenders in the garage where no one ever ventures. His thoughts on the vehicles of the next 13 months.
Disclaimer: He grew up in a time when WWII had just ended so don't judge me on the racism.
Cover and Jan 2014: 2014 Corvette Stingray
"Good to see Chevy is trying again, can't wait to see one at Golden Corral"
Feb 2014: 2014 SRT Dodge Viper
"They still make a Viper? I haven't seen one in 10 years"
Mar 2014: Pagani Huayra
"Who the hell makes this?"
"Its a Pagani Huayra"
"It looks two cans away from a six-pack"
I assume he is talking about the exhaust.
Apr 2014: Nissan GT-R
"Not a terrible car, but made by the people who brought you Pearl Harbor"
May 2014: Lamborghini Aventador
"Looks like a good way to kill myself if your grandmothers cooking doesn't"
Jun 2014: Ferrari LaFerrari
"Another Italian car? From the the people who brought you WWI"
-Shake head and flip page-
Jul 2014: 2014 Mustang Concept
"It looks like its squinting, like I do to read the menus"
Aug 2014: McLaren P1
"Looks quick, what is it?
"McLaren P1, its English"
-He chuckles and doesn't believe me-
Sept 2014: Ducati Monster
"They make you fill out your Organ Donor Card when you buy one of these you know"
Oct 2014: BMW i8 Concept
"BMW, from the people who brought you WWII, Hitler and the Holocaust"
This is starting to get ugly...
Nov 2014: 2014 Camaro z28
"Would it kill these guys to make a car that wasn't around 30 years ago, next year fords going to bring out a Model T I bet.
December 2014: Aston Martin Vanquish
"Astons look worse the more Ford looks like them"
January 2015: 2014 Cadillac CTS
"Might have to trade the old Deville in on one of these"
Well thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed the commentary of a 84 year old man on today's cars.
thebigbossyboss
> Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/16/2013 at 12:46 |
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This was great.
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Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> thebigbossyboss
12/16/2013 at 12:58 |
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He is a cynical old bugger, all the pics I added got Kinja'd so I removed them.
With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
> Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
12/16/2013 at 16:36 |
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Dear sirs,
I was promised apology-worth racism.
You owe me an apology.
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Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
12/16/2013 at 18:57 |
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Just wanted to cover all the bases, I am sorry, honkie.